Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	932049	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8934	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Items Found:	3486
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ores Mined:	8120
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mines Excavated:	1142
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Towns Built:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ores Mined:	1052
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Star Shards Collected:	64
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Votes:	4849
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	312285	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ores Mined:	1528	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Votes:	1722	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585