Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2804
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Emeralds Found:	8894
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6026
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Votes:	5153	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mines Excavated:	1645
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchantments Applied:	267	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8047	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	100	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Void Armor Forged:	11

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchantments Applied:	214
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Emeralds Found:	7350	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	58	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun