Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	163
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Mines Excavated:	4617	Dimension Hops:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	3340
Enchantments Applied:	210	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	8445
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Animals Bred:	163	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Villages Defended:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Farms Harvested:	132	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com