Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Potions Brewed:	193
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Towns Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4355
Farms Harvested:	330	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

islandmemories.shockbyte.cc

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ores Mined:	7984	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ddss.craftersland.net

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	142	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

play.utopiverse.net

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Votes:	8447

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Votes:	6655

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	251105	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	89
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com