Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2739	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Items Found:	6647	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ores Mined:	1495
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ores Mined:	1874
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Potions Brewed:	65	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	108
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Towns Built:	9	Star Shards Collected:	133
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	47
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Animals Bred:	87
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
New Chunks Explored:	79974	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Votes:	6778	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Towns Built:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	681419	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Void Armor Forged:	27	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Gods Slained:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net