Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Items Found:	4292
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchantments Applied:	206	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8778	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	17

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	236

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net