Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
New Chunks Explored:	812737	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

play.1vie.fr

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crops Grown:	8701
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

138.201.55.234

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Votes:	2919
Love Letters Sent:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crops Grown:	3139
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

play.metamechanists.org

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Votes:	6467
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2034	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1954
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Zombie Dances:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	254
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

mc.penguinmod.com

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Animals Bred:	106	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

PangaeaEarth.com:25572

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

play.riotsmp.com

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

play.bharatmc.fun:19132

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

legendaryzsurvival.com.br:10166

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ores Mined:	2005
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1168	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

play.mcmingo.monster