Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	944
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

play.norcrascraft.com

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1012	Crops Grown:	1376
Towns Built:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

dreamscape.nodecraft.gg

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	1775	Crops Grown:	6899
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Buildings Constructed:	43	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Runes Activated:	5

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

mc.evoearth.xyz

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Villages Defended:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

xylosmp.wither.best:25751

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8048	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

mythicandmagic.apexmc.co

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

N4.MCST.IO:64788

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9735
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

mc.arcadexs.net

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4176	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

mc.nightcraft.it

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

mc.infinitycmm.online

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

134.255.219.187:2000

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Smolcraft.myserver.gs

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Animals Bred:	149
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

tradehavensmp.com

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

play.bloxblast.net

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Star Shards Collected:	82	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

carefreenetwork.it

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

play.MarilagHaven.online:25501