Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Farms Harvested:	618	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Votes:	4949	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mines Excavated:	4505	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

minecraft.folkhack.com

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Mines Excavated:	4655	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8294	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

playsc.eu

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7694
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Animals Bred:	114
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ores Mined:	5526	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	New Chunks Explored:	71846
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Farms Harvested:	357
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3560
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Votes:	9279	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Emeralds Found:	6735
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crops Grown:	9855	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380