Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Enchantments Applied:	186
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Unicorn Sightings:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Animals Bred:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

play.megga-craft.com

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

eliterabbit.fun

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Void Gems Collected:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

play.hhpvp.com

HitCraft

Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5571

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

mc.hitcraft.club

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	735
Ores Mined:	1993	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

play.badwolfmc.com

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

infinitynexus.com.br

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

mc.fenixcraft.org

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	86
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Chimeras Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

hoobs.live

MineClick

Mini Games

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Divine Spears Created:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

mc.mineclick.net

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Towns Built:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

redepig.com

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

play.clikacraft.net

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2939

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

homesteadcraft.mcserver.us