Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Animals Bred:	49	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	270
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

minescape.me

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Towns Built:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	8182	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Towns Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Enchantments Applied:	299	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Animals Bred:	190
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mines Excavated:	4080
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Buildings Constructed:	13
Emeralds Found:	7300	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net