Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ores Mined:	7870	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mines Excavated:	1078	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Farms Harvested:	791
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

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Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Votes:	2475
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Alien Abductions:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Emeralds Found:	2110	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
New Chunks Explored:	168857	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	437
Dimension Hops:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Potions Brewed:	153	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

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GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

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firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	188	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Runes Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	7

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com