Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	59208
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Votes:	7972	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	268	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	278	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1265	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ores Mined:	8010

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

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