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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 8950 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
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