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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3813 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.