Crafty Crackheads – Get Your Block On! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	2924
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Animals Bred:	72
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

Avas, backup, big cocks, booru, Bulls, captions, Cheat, cuck, cumdumpsters, DATING, general, Guide, impregnate, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, Orc, smp, succubus, tempt, Toy

Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyCaregiver

aging, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, Caretaker, Communication, CraftyCaregiver, Decision making, Elderly, Expectations, family, finances, Financial Planning, future planning, HCOL area, Long Term Care, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Emeralds Found:	7875	Chimeras Created:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

alcohol-fueled creativity, alcohol-induced ideas, Brainstorming, brilliant drunk ideas, creative breakthroughs, creative epiphanies, creativity, drunk ideas, drunken genius, innovative thinking, inspired thinking, late night inspiration, out of the box thinking, smp, tipsy brainstorming, tipsy innovation, TipsyThoughtsMC, unconventional ideas, unconventional solutions, unexpected brilliance, unexpected ideas, unique concepts

Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyDateDisaster

awkward, awkward silence, bad experience, bad timing, CraftyDateDisaster, cringe-worthy, DATING, Disaster, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, lessons learned, mistake, never again, Nightmare, regret, relationship, romance, Terrible, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst date

Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6254
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NasrallahsNotHereLOL

Assassination, confirmation, Conflict, hezbollah, Islamic extremism, Killed, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Nasrallah, NasrallahsNotHereLOL, News, political turmoil, Radicalism, regional instability, security threat, ShiA, Terrorism, terrorist organization, violence

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Falling into the Void:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

black Americans, blocky, Community, crime, exposure, findings, Fun, gun control, Gun Violence, Impact, Land, long-term effects, mental health, public health, racial disparities, research, Safety, shooty, social justice, statistics, study, Trauma, urban communities, Violence prevention

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.

we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2884	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Love Letters Sent:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Emeralds Found:	1540

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

IcyDeluxe, Minecraft, movies, Server

IcyDeluxe Movies is a YouTube channel created by a passionate film enthusiast that creates engaging and entertaining content related to movies. With a focus on reviews, analysis, and discussions of the latest films and trends in the industry, IcyDeluxe Movies is dedicated to providing quality content for movie lovers everywhere. Subscribe to stay up to date on all things cinema!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	124215
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Welcome to “Glimmer Grove, where the mods are wild and the whitelist is stricter than your mom’s curfew!”

Adults, base, Builds, chests, Chunks, Community, Curfew, Discord, Friendly, Glimmer, Griefing, Grove, LGBTQ, Loot, Magic, Medieval, Modded, Mods, moms, recruiting, rules, Server, Spawn, stricter, trolling, voice chat, Waystones, Whitelist, Wild

GLIMMER GROVE Minecraft Server

Overview
Recruiting adult players for a medieval / magic themed modded server
Whitelisted server
Community based
Discord voice chat required
Adults only
LGBTQ+ friendly

Server Rules

Rule	Description
1. Be kind	Keep interactions civil
2. No griefing or trolling
3. Do not loot without permission	Another player’s chest or death location
4. Do not modify builds without consent	Original builder’s consent
5. No inappropriate content	Usernames, profiles, gamertags, or builds
6. Do not destroy waystones	That you did not place yourself
7. Base building rules	Based on proximity to spawn
8. Be respectful	If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all

FAQ

Q: How do I apply for whitelist on the server?

A: To apply for whitelist, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of medieval and magic themed mods, please refer to our Discord server for the full list.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server, but they will also need to go through the whitelist application process.

Q: Are there any events or competitions on the server?

A: We regularly host events and competitions on the server, keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Towns Built:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Anon’s Rike Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Communication, Community, dialogue, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, forum, Interaction, internet, long tail tags, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, reactions, response, rike, Server, social media, tags, Thoughts, well

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!

So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9320	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

”WCW Bros Minecraft SMP Board”

Board, Boost, bros, Champions, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Minecraft, Mondays, Nitro, Raw, Rivalry, showdown, sissies, smp, sports, tag team, television, WCW, wrestling, wwf

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We’re like the WCW of Minecraft – taking on those WWF sissies and showing them who’s boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of our NITROboosted gameplay every Monday. We don’t mess around here, we’re all about pushing the limits and having a blast while doing it. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner warrior and dominate the Minecraft world, then come join us on our epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

WifelessWeddingWoops

Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, exclusion, friend’s wedding, Marriage, MIDDLE EAST, not attending, OFFENDED, personal choice, relationship boundaries, social expectations, social norms, Spouse, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wife not invited, WifelessWeddingWoops

Come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward wedding invitations and drama! No need to worry about offending anyone or leaving your wife at home, because in our virtual world, anything goes! Plus, who needs a wedding when you can build your own virtual paradise with blocks? Trust me, the only drama you’ll find here is deciding which color sheep to shear next! So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for some epic adventures and endless laughs!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.