Crafty Coven Co. | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The CuntyCraft Server: Where Hate Gets You Banned!

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Are you tired of dealing with hateful cunts on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! We once had a player who was being a total douchebag, but don’t worry, we swiftly banished them to the Nether where they can be salty for eternity. Join us for a drama-free, cunt-free, and totally epic Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Emeralds Found:	9527	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is a lonely only child? Well, come join us on our Minecraft server where big families are the norm! We’ve got so many siblings running around, you’ll never feel alone again.

Our server is like a virtual Brady Bunch on steroids. Need help building a castle? Just ask your 12 brothers and sisters for a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Grab your cousins and let’s go!

But that’s not all – we also have regular family reunions where we all gather around a virtual campfire and roast virtual marshmallows. And don’t even get me started on our epic family feud battles – nothing says bonding like a good old-fashioned PvP showdown with your relatives.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of having a big, dysfunctional family in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have siblings to drive you crazy?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Lols

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our players include Enna, Millie, Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University), and Reimu. Enna is known for her epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions, while Millie is the queen of pranks and mischief. Nina is a master at survival mode, taking on mobs like a boss. And Reimu? Well, let’s just say her PvP skills are unmatched.

But that’s not all! We also have Ethyria Essentials, a mystical land filled with rare resources and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where diamonds rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Just beware of the exploding sheep and the zombie pigmen riding chickens. It’s a wild world out there, but we wouldn’t have it any other way!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Wonderland: Where even Alice gets lost in the mines!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, pack your bags and get ready to go down the rabbit hole because our server is like Wonderland on steroids!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking rabbit who will guide you through a world filled with magic, mayhem, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? We’ve got it. How about a PvP arena where the only rule is to fight like a mad hatter? You betcha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cheshire Creeper, a creature that will explode into a rainbow of blocks when defeated. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a secret dimension where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Don’t be late for this very important date on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Kremlin Crew: Trump, Putin & Co. Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with Trump and his two creepy sidekicks to defend Russia’s frontline in eastern Ukraine! These guys have been blocking U.S. aid for over 400 days, so you know they mean business. Join now for a wild ride filled with political drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few scandals along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling? Join us today and be a part of the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4360
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GiggleCraft – Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness! Join the fun now!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades and insanity reigns supreme.

Embark on epic quests and discover hidden treasures in our collaboration web event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature”. But watch out for the Feline Fortress Furrdyssey event, where you’ll have to fend off fluffy feline warriors to survive!

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – all ready to join you on your crazy adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Get daily check-in rewards for life and redeem insane codes like GENSHINGIFTBNYP6K5X4HIQCA3BLTURGH9DGGXG71L5J215GT9LMYXB8NXMHOFK9PBK481GKAVIH73V97ENNQXAZLX1943GOLQH7G62I7EUYKHC29118G54 for exclusive loot.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Brits Gone Wild: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a Minecraft boyfriend to build cute little houses with and go on adventures together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to find your new blocky beau!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by hunky Minecraft hunks who are ready to shower you with virtual flowers and protect you from creepers. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a pixelated prince charming by your side?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a magical elixir that will make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine all the heart emojis and virtual kisses you’ll be getting!

So come on, join us and find your new Minecraft boyfriend today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your happily ever after in this pixelated paradise!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!

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Are you tired of boring, basic female characters in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where tomboys reign supreme! Why settle for princesses and damsels in distress when you can join a community of fierce, independent tomboys who know how to hold their own in a fight?

Join us and experience a world where tomboys are the ultimate warriors, dominating every battle with their unmatched strength and agility. From building epic fortresses to taking down mobs with ease, our tomboy players are always up for a challenge.

But that’s not all – on our server, tomboys also have the best fashion sense. Forget frilly dresses and sparkly accessories, our tomboys rock badass armor and stylish combat boots. Who says you can’t slay monsters and look fabulous at the same time?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner tomboy and show the world what you’re made of, join our server today. Trust us, once you go tomboy, you’ll never go back!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7647	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	92

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Buildings Constructed:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

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Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	27
Farms Harvested:	844	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3