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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5807 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Ores Mined: | 6289 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Join us for mini-games like “Condom Crafting” where you can learn how to properly use protection, or “Consent Quest” where you’ll navigate through tricky situations to understand the importance of consent.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a misunderstood sex ed teacher who will guide you through the ins and outs of puberty with hilarious anecdotes and questionable dance moves.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of learning and laughter on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!