Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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