Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 14 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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