Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
Runes Activated: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Mines Excavated: 1648 Dragon Scales Harvested: 374

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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