Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 122 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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