Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Magical Moments Shared: 30 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Void Gems Collected: 37
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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