Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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