Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate test of intelligence – How smart is /b/? We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt, mazes that will leave you lost for days, and riddles that even Einstein would struggle with. Join us if you dare, but be warned – only the truly brilliant will survive our challenges. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, looking for worthy opponents to test his skills against. So if you think you’ve got what it takes, come join us and see if you can outsmart the best of the best.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Endless Night Skies: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Minecraft Madness: ‘/tg/ – Terraria Trolls’

    Minecraft Madness: ‘/tg/ – Terraria Trolls’
    Welcome to our Cute And Wholesome Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and magical creatures galore!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is home to a secret unicorn kingdom where you can ride on sparkly rainbow bridges and collect magical diamonds that grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and legendary weapons that will make you the ultimate warrior in the land!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have friendly NPCs who will guide you on quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft universe from destruction!

    So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and pixelated magic! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the unicorn party begin! 🦄🌈✨

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 23

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Discord Noob Mine Adventures

    Discord Noob Mine Adventures

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Imagine a world where llamas ride parachuting pigs while battling zombie chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular day on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free diamond-encrusted unicorn mount to ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine’s pet chicken.

    So why waste your time on boring forums when you could be joining us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out, join now!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Yoruichi’s Soft Skin Minecraft Server

    Yoruichi’s Soft Skin Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the softness of Yoruichi’s skin like never before!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem. Build your own castle made of cotton candy and defend it from hordes of zombie unicorns. Explore a world where llamas can talk and diamonds grow on trees.

    But the real reason to join our server? Yoruichi’s skin is so soft that creepers refuse to explode near her. Legend has it that she once pet a baby ender dragon into submission. So come on in and see for yourself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4301 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Farms Harvested: 420
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty Picasso’s Pixel Portrait Palace

    Crafty Picasso’s Pixel Portrait Palace
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds! Are you ready to unleash your inner Picasso and paint a masterpiece in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us and show off your artistic skills in ways you never thought possible!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, duel dragons in epic battles, and build a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.

    So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly army of creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 441
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Nations LOLz

    Crafty Nations LOLz
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is a melting pot of craziness where players from all around the world come together to build, mine, and explode each other’s creations.

    Ever wanted to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Our enchanted forest is home to all sorts of mythical creatures, from dragons to unicorns to creepers that do the Macarena when you defeat them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine that stretches for miles underground. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve himself haunts the mine, protecting its riches from greedy players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the diamonds for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret that ties all these countries together. Or maybe not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Villages Defended: 16
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness

    CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are LIT and the adventures are WILD ! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret DIAMOND mine that led to a hidden world filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS . They rode on the backs of the unicorns and battled evil mobs with their rainbow swords. It was EPIC !

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a GIANT roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with DOLPHINS as lifeguards. And if you’re feeling hungry, visit our MAGICAL food court where the burgers are made of GOLD and the fries are sprinkled with PIXIE DUST .

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Potions Brewed: 153
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Blocky Boomer Adventures

    Blocky Boomer Adventures
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

    Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Falling into the Void: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Nothing Happens Here

    Nothing Happens Here
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Chimeras Created: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

    CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

    Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

    But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

    And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • LOLz9K Humiliation Server

    LOLz9K Humiliation Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 743
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Dragon Scales Harvested: 272
    Towns Built: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

    Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Animals Bred: 37 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Enchantments Applied: 142
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 25

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Blocky Life LOLz

    Blocky Life LOLz

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

    Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

    If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

    So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Zombie Dances: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

    TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

    Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

    Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Dimension Hops: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Enchantments Applied: 121
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

    Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

    Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

    Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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