Crafty /b/ Crew Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate test of intelligence – How smart is /b/? We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt, mazes that will leave you lost for days, and riddles that even Einstein would struggle with. Join us if you dare, but be warned – only the truly brilliant will survive our challenges. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, looking for worthy opponents to test his skills against. So if you think you’ve got what it takes, come join us and see if you can outsmart the best of the best.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	1204
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3602	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Shenanigans: The Mystery Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Bacon Forest, where pigs are born with diamond-encrusted bacon on their backs.

But beware, the Creeper King roams the land, ready to explode your dreams (literally).

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the Enchanted Potato Patch, where potatoes grant wishes and unicorns frolic in the moonlight.

So come join us for a ridiculous time filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixelated Nostalgia: Where Millennials Roam and Craft

ac2, assassins creed, bayonetta, brawl, burnout paradise, Craft, Devil May Cry 3, dmc4, fortnite, God Hand, gta san andreas, gta4, JRPGs, MGS2, MGS3, Mgs4, microtransaction, Millennials, nintendo games, Nostalgia, Okami, pixelated, PS2 era, roam, shadow of the colossus

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to bring back the glory days of gaming that the picrelated era failed to deliver! Join us and experience Shadow of the Colossus levels of adventure, Okami levels of beauty, and God Hand levels of dumb fun!

Our server is like Devil May Cry 3 on steroids, with non-stop action and new ideas around every corner. Say goodbye to half-baked games like DMC4 and hello to the next step in gaming evolution – just like Bayonetta!

Remember the soulful days of MGS2 and MGS3? Well, get ready for a parody-free zone with gameplay galore! No more cutscene-fests here, just pure gaming bliss.

GTA: San Andreas fans, rejoice! Our server is the place to be for incredibly fun gameplay that will have you hooked for hours on end. Say goodbye to the boring, ugly drudge of GTA4 and hello to a world where cars feel like they’re on solid ground!

And don’t even get us started on Burnout Paradise – we’ve got the exploration you love without the contempt for single player games. No more microtransaction gacha BS here, just good old-fashioned fun.

Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the revival of JRPGs, the return of Nintendo’s true greatness, and the ultimate hype of Brawl without the spit in the face to non-casuals. Say goodbye to boring, brown/grey FPS games and hello to a world of creativity and childhood wonder!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the gaming renaissance you’ve been dreaming of!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TrumpTrialFireworks Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything can happen, just like /ourguy/ setting himself on fire in front of the Trump trial courthouse! If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as real life, then this is the place for you.

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while playing on our server?

And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always relax and unwind by building your own epic creations in our world. Just watch out for any unexpected surprises – you never know what might happen next!

So why wait? Come join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft server and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even witness something as crazy as /ourguy/ setting himself on fire – virtually, of course!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, blocks, Carnelian, CN Stream, Corroserum, CraftyKnights, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Galore, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, lolz, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger (Shop), and 5* Supporter Quercus. But wait, there’s more! How about 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana (Shop) to keep you on your toes?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got 6* Guard Hoederer, 5* Medic Vendela, and even 5* Specialist Kafka in the mix! Plus, don’t miss out on our Witch Feast event featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition with Lee, Iris, Kazemaru, Archetto, and Astesia! It’s a celebration like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server filled with 6* Defender Penance, 6* Caster Carnelian (Shop), and 5* Caster Corroserum. It’s a world of adventure and excitement that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minecraft FartCraft: The Smelly Server

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a whole new world filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. But that’s not all! Our server also has a disco party every Friday night where the mobs drop diamonds instead of attacking you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2342	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Hero LOLz Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the zombie apocalypse has taken over and humanity is on the brink of extinction! But fear not, because all of our consciousness has been gathered into a 4chan board hivemind. That’s right, you’ll be here forever, even after you die!

Join us for epic battles against zombie hordes, build your own fortress to protect yourself, and make friends with other survivors in this post-apocalyptic world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the zombie outbreak was actually caused by aliens trying to take over the planet. Will you uncover the truth and save humanity from total annihilation?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s gonna be out of this world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	7318
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Farms Harvested:	848
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Towns Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixel Peen Palace

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is all about costumes, Halloween, wings, and COS-PLAYS! Get ready to dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits you can imagine!

Our last theme may not have been a hit, but this one is sure to be a crowd-pleaser! Everyone can participate and show off their creativity!

And guess what? I’m back for today only! Who wants me to do their pic? ^.^ If you want it done privately, just message me on Kik, Telegram, or Discord. Everything sent will be kept private!

Kik/Telegram: xskyexloverx Discord: mysteryxlover#6174

Come join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other! Don’t miss out on the fun and excitement of our costume-filled world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GymCraft: Where Pixels Pump Iron!

#workout, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness community, fitness trends, global fitness, gym, gym culture, gym etiquette, gymcraft, health, International, internationally, Iron, Lifestyle, physical activity, pixels, Pump, sports, Training, wellness, wellness journey, workout habits, workout routine

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a workout like no other! Our virtual world is filled with creepers that will chase you around, giving you the ultimate cardio session. And forget about lifting weights, on our server you’ll be lifting diamond blocks to build your dream castle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret enchanted gym where you can train with legendary Minecraft characters like Steve and Creeper to level up your skills. Who needs a regular gym when you can get ripped in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re tired of the same old workout routine, come join our server for a fitness experience like no other. Who knew getting fit could be so fun and blocky?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	190
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MomCraft: Vtuber’s GFE ASMR Adventure

#youtube, Adventure, asmr, collaboration, Content Creator, Creative, DAUGHTER, Entertainment, family, gfe, mom, MomCraft, Mother, ONLINE, Relaxation, Roleplay, trending, Unique, Video, viral, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Vtubers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where Vtuber brings their mom to do GFE ASMR! Yes, you read that right! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly you hear the soothing sound of a motherly voice whispering sweet nothings in your ear. It’s like a virtual hug from a Minecraft mom!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with LOLZ and surprises at every turn. From giant chickens that drop diamonds to creepers that break out into dance parties, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And did we mention the secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the Vtuber’s mom and get invited to their next ASMR session!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Creeper Covert Ops: The Ultimate Sneaky Server

#covert operations, camouflaged, Concealed, Covert, Crafty, creeper, ELUSIVE, Espionage, hidden, incognito, Infiltration, Lurking, ninja, Ops, Server, shadowy, silent takedowns, Sneaking, sneaky, Spy, stealth elements, stealth gameplay, surreptitious, Ultimate, undercover, undercover missions.

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience a whole new level of stealth gameplay! Sneak around like a ninja and assassinate your enemies without them even knowing what hit them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has explosive PvP battles where you can blow up your friends and watch them fly across the map in a hilarious fashion.

Oh, and did we mention the super rare loot that you can find hidden in secret dungeons? Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots rainbows and makes your enemies dance uncontrollably.

Join us now for a wild ride of insanity and ridiculousness that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Big Brother’s Blocky Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even powerful nations can be surprised in catastrophic ways just like Israel on Oct. 7! Join us for a rare bipartisan experience as we reauthorize key intelligence powers that provide critical information on hostile states and threats ranging from terrorism to fentanyl trafficking.

But beware, we have foreign actors interacting with Americans, so watch out for schizos among us! Our server is so secure that even the glowies won’t be able to track you down. And don’t worry about privacy concerns, we hope every last journalist gets executed – especially the AI ones!

Join us as we break the rules around these 702 database checks repeatedly, just like the F.B.I.! And remember, there are ways to prevent abuses without compromising our critical national security value – did I mention every single journalist?

So come on in and experience the thrill of not having probable cause needed for a warrant early in an investigation – that’s when our queries are most useful! Not one journo left standing on our server, so join now for an outrageous adventure you won’t forget!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Potions Brewed:	132	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecart Madness: Where Even Steve Is Considering Transitioning

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being an ugly bastard in real life? Well, on our server, you can transition into a beautiful woman! Imagine mining for diamonds while looking fabulous in a sparkly dress and heels. Join us now and unleash your inner goddess in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DubbedAnimeLoversMinecraftServer

Anime, Anime Community, Cultural differences, dubbed anime, DubbedAnimeLoversMinecraftServer, dubbing industry, Entertainment, entertainment industry, Fandom, foreign language, Globalization, Japanese culture, language preference, Media consumption, Otaku, pop culture, subbed vs dubbed, Subtitles, translation, voice acting, Voice actors

Are you tired of living in a world where dubbed anime exists? Do you find yourself questioning the sanity of those who actually, unironically watch it? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect escape for you!

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dubbed anime is banned and only the most cultured individuals roam. Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things dubbed, from anime to movies to even video game cutscenes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pickle Rick dungeon, where you must battle your way through hordes of sentient pickles to claim the coveted Szechuan sauce at the end.

And if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, why not try your hand at our exclusive Steve vs. Herobrine PvP arena? Rumor has it that whoever emerges victorious will be granted unlimited diamond armor for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and say goodbye to dubbed anime forever. Trust us, your sanity will thank you.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3750
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Fag Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a fag is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, disco-themed dungeons, and a secret club where the only password is “fabulous”.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Unicorn, you’ll gain the power to fly and shoot glitter beams from your eyes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds and blasting Justin Bieber music through your enchanted jukebox? Don’t be a square, come join the fun and let your inner fag shine!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BuddhaCraft: Where Enlightenment meets Christianity

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join in on the wackiest adventures with Shakyamuni Buddha turned Christianized folk saint! Imagine building temples with Buddha himself while fighting off creepers and zombies with his divine powers.

Legend has it that Buddha once rode a pig through the Nether and tamed a dragon to protect our server from griefers. Join now to witness these epic battles and maybe even ride a pig yourself!

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore ancient temples and mystical lands with Barlaam and Josaphat as your guides. Who knows what treasures and secrets you’ll uncover along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	108
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.