Crafty /b/ Crew Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate test of intelligence – How smart is /b/? We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt, mazes that will leave you lost for days, and riddles that even Einstein would struggle with. Join us if you dare, but be warned – only the truly brilliant will survive our challenges. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, looking for worthy opponents to test his skills against. So if you think you’ve got what it takes, come join us and see if you can outsmart the best of the best.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden DIAMOND mine that led to a secret underground kingdom filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS. And guess what? They were able to ride the unicorns into battle against a horde of evil creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary COOKIE Kingdom, where the cookies are as big as your head and taste like HEAVEN. And rumor has it, there’s a secret recipe hidden somewhere in the kingdom that will grant you eternal life in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s as fudge as good as it looks. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	250	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AnxiousCraft: Where Minecraft meets therapy sessions!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing intense is the lag? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for EPIC battles, INSANE builds, and CRAZY adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of EXPLODING sheep come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has UNICORNS that shoot rainbows to save the day. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with TALKING chickens who give out quests for you to complete.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary DANCING creepers that drop disco balls instead of gunpowder. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	76
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PolskaCraft: Where Creepers Wear Pierogi Hats

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a land filled with talking llamas who gave them magical powers to fly. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that shoot rainbow lasers at your enemies. So come join us for a wild adventure filled with memes, laughs, and lots of funny moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VeganCraft: Where even the creepers eat their greens!

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Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw all the rules out the window!

Join us for insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while playing the kazoo? Why not!

And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to dubstep.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the absolute chaos that is our Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now before the llamas start their revolution!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LOLcraft: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can’t Explain That!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the tide goes in and out just like in real life, but with a twist – you can’t explain it! 🌊🤯

Join us for a wild ride of building and exploring in a world where the laws of nature don’t apply. Want to see pigs flying or cows doing the moonwalk? You’ll find it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve himself was spotted busting a move with a Creeper last week.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when the tide goes in, the tide goes out – and you can’t explain that! 🤪🌟

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Emeralds Found:	5951
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Hypocrites

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Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where the craziness never stops! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because we have Euros on the internet criticizing America, cars everywhere, and highways galore!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of identical homes, right-wing fundamentalists, and rampant consumerism. Who needs to care about the planet when you can join us and live in a world where everyone is fat, lazy, and unhealthy? Plus, you’ll have to pay for healthcare just like in real life!

When you join our server, you’ll feel like you’ve booked a holiday to Italy. Cars everywhere, the smell of burning fuel in the air, and the sound of highways in the distance. It’s like a dream come true! And don’t worry, we have plenty of identical apartment buildings for you to explore.

But that’s not all! No gay marriage, no pride flags, and definitely no blue-haired woke warriors here. Just luxury clothing stores, giant shopping malls, and neighborhoods where half the cars are brand new. And don’t forget about the drinks served in disposable plastic cups and everyone smoking like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join InsanityCraft today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world that’s even crazier? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8818	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Wake-Up Call

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave where the walls dance to the beat of the music!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MethCraft: Uber Edition – Play 16hrs a day, 12hr then… What was I doing again?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the energy is always high and the creativity is off the charts! 🚀 Join us and experience a whole new level of gameplay that will have you feeling like you’re on a constant adrenaline rush! 💥

Imagine mining for diamonds while zooming around at the speed of light, thanks to our supercharged gameplay features. Who needs sleep when you can be making bank and dominating the game like never before? 💎💰

Our players have reported feeling more social, more energetic, and more productive than ever before. Forget coffee, forget sleep – all you need is a little minecraft meth to take your gaming experience to the next level! 🤪

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master! Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of our server. See you in the game! 🎮✨

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Bye Bye Blocks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever want and more!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and even ALIENS! Yes, you heard that right, we have ALIENS in our Minecraft world. And guess what? They’re friendly and they love to trade with players!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DIAMOND-BREATHING KITTENS! These adorable creatures roam the land and will protect you from any danger. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride one into battle!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even discover the secret of the DIAMOND-BREATHING KITTENS!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MemeCraft – #1 Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! 🐷💎

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of unlimited diamonds and emeralds. They became the richest player in all of Minecraft and built a castle made entirely of gold blocks. Legend has it that their riches are still hidden somewhere on our server, waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest enchanted items and the most powerful bosses you’ve ever seen. Defeat the Ender Dragon with a single punch or tame a giant slime as your loyal pet. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🚀💥

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Fandom Funhouse

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Are you tired of meeting fans who claim to love a game’s art style but have never actually played it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those posers behind! Our server is filled with actual gamers who not only appreciate art styles but also know how to dominate in-game.

Why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that can only be accessed by solving riddles written in ancient Minecraft runes. Legend has it that anyone who manages to find this base will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Armor Chicken – a chicken so powerful that it can take down a horde of creepers with a single cluck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic creature will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.

So why waste your time with fake fans when you can join our server and embark on epic quests, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Don’t be like those posers, be a true Minecraft warrior on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	265	Dragon Eggs Found:	6750

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyBitches Minecraft Server: Where the Women Are Sluttier and Meaner Than Ever!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the women are sluttier and meaner than ever! Join us as we navigate through a world where inflation is soaring and young white men are being blamed for everything. But fear not, because on our server, you can escape reality and build your own world where you are the king!

But wait, there’s more! Divorce rates are shooting up, but on our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of losing it all in a messy divorce. Who needs a wife when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why join our server? Because it’s time to accept change, white man. It’s over for us in the real world, but in Minecraft, the possibilities are endless. Build, create, and escape the madness of the real world on our server. Join us now and let’s conquer this virtual world together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	248
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

YOLOcraft: One Life Wonder

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! Born in the Failed States of Weimarica, you must navigate through treacherous lands filled with zombie politicians and creeper bankers. But fear not, for you have the power to build your own empire and conquer the corrupt government!

Join us for epic battles against corrupted mobs and evil corporations. Unleash your creativity and craft weapons of mass destruction to defend your territory. Will you rise to power and become the ruler of Weimarica, or will you fall victim to the chaos and destruction?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But remember, in the Failed States of Weimarica, only the strongest survive.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NarutoCraft: Believe It, Build It, Mine It!

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where even Naruto himself would be impressed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a horde of dancing zombies. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond llama, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And let’s not forget about our disco dungeon, where players can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to their heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Boobies

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Looking for a server where the players are as wild as someone posted this girl and the adventures are as unpredictable as finding diamonds in a cave? Look no further!

Join our server for a chance to meet the mysterious someone posted this girl and uncover the secrets she holds. Rumor has it that she’s actually a rare mob disguised as a player, and whoever finds her will be granted with unlimited diamonds for life!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on someone posted this girl. Will you be the one to play matchmaker and unite these star-crossed lovers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to watch out for creepers…and drama.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.