Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8521	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Votes:	7868
Mines Excavated:	1201	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

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AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Star Shards Collected:	167
Players Killed by Monsters:	4428	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	162900
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mines Excavated:	1712	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1813	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Emeralds Found:	7464
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Star Shards Collected:	66
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ores Mined:	9916	Crops Grown:	3514
Holy Grails Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Zombie Dances:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6191	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crops Grown:	8860	Animals Bred:	181
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Divine Spears Created:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com