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Onxy Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Aspire SMP

Abilities, Anarchy, Aspire SMP, Damage, Earth heart, Economy, ENERGY, Fire heart, Gaming, healing, Health Heart, Ice heart, Lightning, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Server, strength, Strength heart, Survival, water breathing, Water heart

Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	8358
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BootyBlock Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Assertiveness, BootyBlock, Boundaries, butt, Communication, consent, consent violation, disagreement, discomfort, INTIMATE, Minecraft, NSFW, partner, personal space, physical boundaries, relationship, Respect, Server, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted touching, VIOLATION

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	7695
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

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hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

No Water Temple, Just Waves

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
New Chunks Explored:	725896	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

alterations, baking, baking together, Boundaries, Chill, Communication, compromise, Deal, Expectations, family, Favors, Hemming, InLawCraft, inlaws, learning, quality time, relationships, Resentment, self-sufficiency, Sewing, teaching, thrifting, Understanding

Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Villages Defended:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HateTaterTotz

culinary dislikes, culinary tastes, dietary preferences, DISLIKES, food aversions, food choices, food critiques, food dislikes, food opinions, food preferences, HateTaterTotz, picky eater, taste buds, taste preferences, unpopular cuisine, unpopular dishes, unpopular flavors, unpopular food, unpopular opinions

Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Runes Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

active members, ad astra, Adults, Adventure, advertising, Allowed, Biome mods, Boldly, building mods, Chaos, Community, concepts, CONTENT, Create, discord server, exploration mods, free, java edition, Lore, madness, MAGICAL, Mine Cells, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, New Content Mods, Origins, Other, Performance Mods, rules, silly, smp, Story, Survival, tubular, Waystones

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	‘Sup Bitch!
Version	1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
Mods	Origins (+ Extras!) Create (+ MORE Extras, including Estrogen!) Ad Astra (incl. Star Wars planets) Mine Cells Waystones Building Mods (Chipped, Handcrafted, Accurate Block Placement, etc.) Biome Mods (Biomes We’ve Gone, Terrestria, Terralith, Cinderscapes, etc.) Exploration Mods (Better Nether, Better End, Deeper and Darker, Promenade, etc.)
Discord Server Link	https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
Rules	Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?	The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
Is the server lore-focused?	Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
How can I join the server?	You can join through the Discord server link provided.
Are there any specific rules I should follow?	The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Animals Bred:	199	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

/Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	637	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4