Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

art, Average, building, cat, Crafty, crippling, damn, dislike, Fags, failed normie, general, large portion, lexicon, Loneliness, Loser, ONLINE, PIXEL, PRETEND, Productive, Relate, sense, Slang, society, terminally online, time spent, y’know

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1202	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9999
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Potions Brewed:	25
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Votes:	2139	Chimeras Created:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crops Grown:	5821
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9446	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	1771	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
New Chunks Explored:	209343	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	260	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

gsgserver.com.br

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mines Excavated:	4469	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Animals Bred:	195	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	209
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8691	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com