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Simp-Free Zone Minecraft Server
bystander intervention, Conflict Resolution, female aggression, female entitlement, female manipulation, gender dynamics, gender equality, male empowerment, male self defense, male victimization, male vulnerability, Minecraft, physical altercation, self defense rights, Server, simp culture, simp problem, SimpFree, Social Issues, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, ZonePlayers: 105/1000 Uptime: 97% Rating: 4.4 / 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Animals Bred: 147 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Tired of dealing with simps on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we have a strict no simp policy. Our female players are strong and independent, not looking for any simpy behavior.We even have a special event where if a player is caught simping, they are thrown into a pit of lava by our resident lava monster, Lava Larry. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Lava Larry.
So come join us and say goodbye to simps once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
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Conspiracy Jones Over Here Minecraft SMP
#our guy, alternative narratives, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, deep state, government cover-ups, hidden agendas, investigative journalism, Jones, Minecraft, Mox, mysterious figures, PARANOIA, questioning authority, secret societies, skepticism, smp, suspicious behavior, truth seekers, uncovering the truth, underground movements, WhistleblowerPlayers: 108/700 Uptime: 97% Rating: 4.1 / 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 5 Secret Passages Found: 8 Divine Spears Created: 27 Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Gryphons Tamed: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Epic Battles Fought: 16 Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic rise of Mox, the unlikely hero who went from mining dirt to ruling the server with an iron fist (literally, he loves his iron swords). Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with his beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.” Plus, he’s the only player who can successfully navigate the Nether without getting lost (seriously, we’ve all tried and ended up in a lava pit). So come join us and see if you can dethrone Mox as the true king of the server!GYAT.Minewind.net
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Vanilla Play
Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99% Rating: 4.3 / 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Buildings Constructed: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Zombie Dances: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 93 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 VanillaPlay is a Vanilla survival oriented server, very close to classic survival!
Authorized farms Anti-grief Latest version (1.21)
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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, friend request, general, Hero, invite, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, update, WikiPlayers: 95/100 Uptime: 100% Rating: 4.4 / 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Falling into the Void: 0 Emeralds Found: 3065 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Alien Abductions: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Welcome to the most buffed up Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers.To join this epic server, you must first sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Minecraft gods and perform a ritual dance while chanting “Creeper, oh man” backwards. Don’t worry, it’s totally normal.
Once you’re in, you’ll need to complete the tutorial where you’ll learn how to ride a llama into battle and tame a dragon as your loyal pet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
But wait, there’s more! Explore our public item builds, play bot matches against zombie villagers, and master the art of building a castle made entirely of TNT.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).
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Winter World Cup Minecraft SMP
2022, climate, cold, Competition, controversy, cup, debate, decision, Event, Fifa, football, Future, Global, International, Minecraft, qatar, Scheduling, smp, Soccer, sports, Tournament, weather, Winter, winter world cup, worldPlayers: 97/1000 Uptime: 96% Rating: 4.9 / 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where winter world cups happen every day! That’s right, forget about soccer, we’re talking about epic snowball fights and ice skating competitions to determine the ultimate champion. So come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime in our winter wonderland world! Who needs summer when you can have snowball fights all year round?GYAT.Minewind.net
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No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server
Allowed, attractiveness, Behavior, Body language, body odor, Communication, Confidence, friendship, Girls, hygiene, Loneliness, Minecraft, personal grooming, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self-perception, Server, Sitting, social cues, Social Interaction, Social SkillsPlayers: 101/500 Uptime: 100% Rating: 4.9 / 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Star Shards Collected: 275 Royal Courts Attended: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magic Items Found: 3981 Chimeras Created: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!”GYAT.Minewind.net
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LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?
$WAIT on ETH, $WAIT on SOL, 70M, ETH, long tail tags, LoveYouLikeILoveYou, Minecraft, smp, SOL, theydontloveyoulikeiloveyou, WAITPlayers: 109/400 Uptime: 95% Rating: 4.8 / 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 5 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your front yard, led by a player riding a giant chicken. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive fowl and have all your wildest dreams come true?
So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a dance-off with a group of creepers or embarking on a quest to retrieve the lost taco of destiny. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
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VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server
20, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags, VanillaPlayers: 103/1000 Uptime: 97% Rating: 4.5 / 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Potions Brewed: 113 Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Runes Activated: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 339 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.e5vw.vanilla-box.ru
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Re: Zero Minecraft Server
Arguing, danger, Emilia, fail state, Ideology, Insecurities, love bombing, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, NTR, Regulus, Reinhard, ReZero, Server, sister-wife, slave-harem, Speech, Suave, subaru, temptations, TensionPlayers: 108/100 Uptime: 98% Rating: 4.4 / 5 Wilderness Tamed: 12 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Farms Harvested: 374 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Villages Defended: 17 Rainbows Spotted: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!
But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!
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Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread
Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97% Rating: 4.6 / 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 28 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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No more drama Minecraft server
Anons, bronies, Brony, Captcha, chuds, diapers, Discord, Drama, elite group, friend drama, gibberish, Minecraft, newfags, ponybro, retarded, Server, stupid, swag, trolling, troons, voice messagePlayers: 103/1000 Uptime: 99% Rating: 4.4 / 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 21 Runes Activated: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!GYAT.Minewind.net
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The Hunted Minecraft SMP
action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, Deadsoka, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Hisoka Morow, Hunted, Hunter Association, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, phantom troupe, SHONEN, smpPlayers: 109/100 Uptime: 95% Rating: 4.3 / 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Mines Excavated: 3024 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 27 Astral Projections Made: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Welcome to Deadsoka, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of a jungle. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in, only to find themselves in a wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. It was like nothing they had ever seen before!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. If you can find your way there, you’ll be grooving with the most legendary mobs in all of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join Deadsoka today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.
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Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server
Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, long tail, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, nononononono, oh, reaction, Server, social media, Tag, trending, Video, viral, viral videoPlayers: 92/100 Uptime: 95% Rating: 4.5 / 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Falling into the Void: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Divine Spears Created: 13 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day!Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride pigs into battle.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Llama Gang, a group of mischievous llamas who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Will you be able to tame one and ride it into the sunset?
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare sea treasures. Just be careful not to anger the giant squid boss who guards the entrance – he’s a real kraken when he’s hangry!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!
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Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP
Analysis, analysis prompt, BELIEF, BIAS, Cinema, critique, debate, discussion, film, Ideology, Interpretation, left, left wingers, Minecraft, Movie, opinion, perspective, Political, sense, smp, social commentary, Viewpoint, watch, watcher, WINGPlayers: 110/800 Uptime: 97% Rating: 4.8 / 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 17 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Undead Armies Raised: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels out there!Join our wacky SMP where left wingers are banned from watching any movies, especially ones that don’t make sense. Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of sentient chickens who have a deep-seated hatred for anyone who dares to question their movie-watching habits.
But don’t worry, if you can prove your worth by building the most outrageous chicken coop or surviving a horde of zombie chickens, you might just earn their respect and be allowed to watch movies again. So come on, join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!
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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
/i/ thread, #champyons, #clip channels, #Creative Corner, #Kiyomi Pyon-Pyon, #RABBITY Way, Aggie, AI LoRA, Animals, animations, art, asmr collection, Aussie, autistic, channel, chuuba, community watchalongs, craft server, cytube, Danboorus, Doom 2 WAD, emergency Gosling resources, Fan Content, Kiki, Kikinese, Koikatsu Archive, last thread, merch links, Minecraft, Music, Noises Sound Effects, Notifications, PALS, PIXEL, pyon, Rabbalabs links, Related places, RPG demo, RSS feed, Server, Smol Bunny Edition, socials, stable diffusion, stream highlights, Super Champ Bros, Voicepack, worms gamePlayers: 104/200 Uptime: 98% Rating: 4.4 / 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Towns Built: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Void Armor Forged: 13 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Welcome to the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who will lead you on a quest to find the rarest champyons in all of Minecraft!Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, Kiki is a master builder who can create the most epic animal sanctuaries and champyon arenas you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with fluffy bunnies and magical loot waiting to be discovered.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Kiki ASMR collection, where you can relax to the soothing sounds of Kiki’s voice as she guides you through a Comfy Morning alarm clock experience. And don’t forget about the Kiki Noises Sound Effects Library, perfect for adding some extra flair to your Minecraft adventures.
Oh, and did I mention the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and the Kiki RPG demo? That’s right, you can battle demons and go on epic quests with Kiki as your trusty sidekick. And if that’s not enough, there’s even a Super Champ Bros rom hack where you can play as Kiki and her champyons in a classic platformer adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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