If only people were paying more attention, they’d know how busy she is…busy building the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join now and witness the chaos as sheep ride pigs into battle, creepers breakdance, and diamond armor is so last season. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, adventure, and maybe a few accidental lava baths. Join now and see why everyone is talking about this server…if they can tear themselves away from the dance party at the village square, that is.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 3184
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Blocky Boobies

    Blocky Boobies
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Looking for a server where the players are as wild as someone posted this girl and the adventures are as unpredictable as finding diamonds in a cave? Look no further!

    Join our server for a chance to meet the mysterious someone posted this girl and uncover the secrets she holds. Rumor has it that she’s actually a rare mob disguised as a player, and whoever finds her will be granted with unlimited diamonds for life!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on someone posted this girl. Will you be the one to play matchmaker and unite these star-crossed lovers?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to watch out for creepers…and drama.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 240 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Shenanigans: The Mystery Server

    Crafty Shenanigans: The Mystery Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us if you want to experience insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Bacon Forest, where pigs are born with diamond-encrusted bacon on their backs.

    But beware, the Creeper King roams the land, ready to explode your dreams (literally).

    If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the Enchanted Potato Patch, where potatoes grant wishes and unicorns frolic in the moonlight.

    So come join us for a ridiculous time filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Potions Brewed: 123
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Pixelated Nostalgia: Where Millennials Roam and Craft

    Pixelated Nostalgia: Where Millennials Roam and Craft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to bring back the glory days of gaming that the picrelated era failed to deliver! Join us and experience Shadow of the Colossus levels of adventure, Okami levels of beauty, and God Hand levels of dumb fun!

    Our server is like Devil May Cry 3 on steroids, with non-stop action and new ideas around every corner. Say goodbye to half-baked games like DMC4 and hello to the next step in gaming evolution – just like Bayonetta!

    Remember the soulful days of MGS2 and MGS3? Well, get ready for a parody-free zone with gameplay galore! No more cutscene-fests here, just pure gaming bliss.

    GTA: San Andreas fans, rejoice! Our server is the place to be for incredibly fun gameplay that will have you hooked for hours on end. Say goodbye to the boring, ugly drudge of GTA4 and hello to a world where cars feel like they’re on solid ground!

    And don’t even get us started on Burnout Paradise – we’ve got the exploration you love without the contempt for single player games. No more microtransaction gacha BS here, just good old-fashioned fun.

    Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the revival of JRPGs, the return of Nintendo’s true greatness, and the ultimate hype of Brawl without the spit in the face to non-casuals. Say goodbye to boring, brown/grey FPS games and hello to a world of creativity and childhood wonder!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the gaming renaissance you’ve been dreaming of!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • TrumpTrialFireworks Minecraft Server

    TrumpTrialFireworks Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything can happen, just like /ourguy/ setting himself on fire in front of the Trump trial courthouse! If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as real life, then this is the place for you.

    Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while playing on our server?

    And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always relax and unwind by building your own epic creations in our world. Just watch out for any unexpected surprises – you never know what might happen next!

    So why wait? Come join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft server and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even witness something as crazy as /ourguy/ setting himself on fire – virtually, of course!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

    CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger (Shop), and 5* Supporter Quercus. But wait, there’s more! How about 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana (Shop) to keep you on your toes?

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got 6* Guard Hoederer, 5* Medic Vendela, and even 5* Specialist Kafka in the mix! Plus, don’t miss out on our Witch Feast event featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition with Lee, Iris, Kazemaru, Archetto, and Astesia! It’s a celebration like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server filled with 6* Defender Penance, 6* Caster Carnelian (Shop), and 5* Caster Corroserum. It’s a world of adventure and excitement that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 90 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Emeralds Found: 9998
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Minecraft FartCraft: The Smelly Server

    Minecraft FartCraft: The Smelly Server
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a whole new world filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. But that’s not all! Our server also has a disco party every Friday night where the mobs drop diamonds instead of attacking you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 136 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crafty Hero LOLz Server

    Crafty Hero LOLz Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the zombie apocalypse has taken over and humanity is on the brink of extinction! But fear not, because all of our consciousness has been gathered into a 4chan board hivemind. That’s right, you’ll be here forever, even after you die!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie hordes, build your own fortress to protect yourself, and make friends with other survivors in this post-apocalyptic world.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the zombie outbreak was actually caused by aliens trying to take over the planet. Will you uncover the truth and save humanity from total annihilation?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s gonna be out of this world!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Enchantments Applied: 127
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Pixel Peen Palace

    Pixel Peen Palace

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is all about costumes, Halloween, wings, and COS-PLAYS! Get ready to dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits you can imagine!

    Our last theme may not have been a hit, but this one is sure to be a crowd-pleaser! Everyone can participate and show off their creativity!

    And guess what? I’m back for today only! Who wants me to do their pic? ^.^ If you want it done privately, just message me on Kik, Telegram, or Discord. Everything sent will be kept private!

    Kik/Telegram: xskyexloverx Discord: mysteryxlover#6174

    Come join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other! Don’t miss out on the fun and excitement of our costume-filled world!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • GymCraft: Where Pixels Pump Iron!

    GymCraft: Where Pixels Pump Iron!
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a workout like no other! Our virtual world is filled with creepers that will chase you around, giving you the ultimate cardio session. And forget about lifting weights, on our server you’ll be lifting diamond blocks to build your dream castle!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret enchanted gym where you can train with legendary Minecraft characters like Steve and Creeper to level up your skills. Who needs a regular gym when you can get ripped in the world of Minecraft?

    So if you’re tired of the same old workout routine, come join our server for a fitness experience like no other. Who knew getting fit could be so fun and blocky?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MomCraft: Vtuber’s GFE ASMR Adventure

    MomCraft: Vtuber’s GFE ASMR Adventure
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where Vtuber brings their mom to do GFE ASMR! Yes, you read that right! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly you hear the soothing sound of a motherly voice whispering sweet nothings in your ear. It’s like a virtual hug from a Minecraft mom!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with LOLZ and surprises at every turn. From giant chickens that drop diamonds to creepers that break out into dance parties, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And did we mention the secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the Vtuber’s mom and get invited to their next ASMR session!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafty Creeper Covert Ops: The Ultimate Sneaky Server

    Crafty Creeper Covert Ops: The Ultimate Sneaky Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience a whole new level of stealth gameplay! Sneak around like a ninja and assassinate your enemies without them even knowing what hit them.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has explosive PvP battles where you can blow up your friends and watch them fly across the map in a hilarious fashion.

    Oh, and did we mention the super rare loot that you can find hidden in secret dungeons? Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots rainbows and makes your enemies dance uncontrollably.

    Join us now for a wild ride of insanity and ridiculousness that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Big Brother’s Blocky Adventures

    Big Brother’s Blocky Adventures
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even powerful nations can be surprised in catastrophic ways just like Israel on Oct. 7! Join us for a rare bipartisan experience as we reauthorize key intelligence powers that provide critical information on hostile states and threats ranging from terrorism to fentanyl trafficking.

    But beware, we have foreign actors interacting with Americans, so watch out for schizos among us! Our server is so secure that even the glowies won’t be able to track you down. And don’t worry about privacy concerns, we hope every last journalist gets executed – especially the AI ones!

    Join us as we break the rules around these 702 database checks repeatedly, just like the F.B.I.! And remember, there are ways to prevent abuses without compromising our critical national security value – did I mention every single journalist?

    So come on in and experience the thrill of not having probable cause needed for a warrant early in an investigation – that’s when our queries are most useful! Not one journo left standing on our server, so join now for an outrageous adventure you won’t forget!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Minecart Madness: Where Even Steve Is Considering Transitioning

    Minecart Madness: Where Even Steve Is Considering Transitioning
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being an ugly bastard in real life? Well, on our server, you can transition into a beautiful woman! Imagine mining for diamonds while looking fabulous in a sparkly dress and heels. Join us now and unleash your inner goddess in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 353979 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • DubbedAnimeLoversMinecraftServer

    DubbedAnimeLoversMinecraftServer
    Are you tired of living in a world where dubbed anime exists? Do you find yourself questioning the sanity of those who actually, unironically watch it? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect escape for you!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dubbed anime is banned and only the most cultured individuals roam. Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things dubbed, from anime to movies to even video game cutscenes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pickle Rick dungeon, where you must battle your way through hordes of sentient pickles to claim the coveted Szechuan sauce at the end.

    And if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, why not try your hand at our exclusive Steve vs. Herobrine PvP arena? Rumor has it that whoever emerges victorious will be granted unlimited diamond armor for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and say goodbye to dubbed anime forever. Trust us, your sanity will thank you.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 196 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Fag Adventures

    Crafty Fag Adventures
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a fag is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, disco-themed dungeons, and a secret club where the only password is “fabulous”.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Unicorn, you’ll gain the power to fly and shoot glitter beams from your eyes.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds and blasting Justin Bieber music through your enchanted jukebox? Don’t be a square, come join the fun and let your inner fag shine!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 334
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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