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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4086 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 572867 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 551 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for rare items. Don’t worry, they only spit at you if you try to haggle too much.
So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have llama black markets and flying pigs?