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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	1791
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4913	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	4203
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Villages Defended:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crops Grown:	8388	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.