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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ores Mined:	4987
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ores Mined:	1117
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4577	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mines Excavated:	1777
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	61

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	4944

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ores Mined:	3012	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	790	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchantments Applied:	214	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2195

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	2081
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Animals Bred:	22

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	1890	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!