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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1252

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	891
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ores Mined:	6776

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8225	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ores Mined:	4727

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!