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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Buildings Constructed:	34
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Star Shards Collected:	284
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	128
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Void Armor Forged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9926	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magic Items Found:	3117	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Farms Harvested:	268	Towns Built:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Towns Built:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	183
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	957	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.