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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	363531
Farms Harvested:	549	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Animals Bred:	121
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	278
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Nomercymc

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	847
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	910
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Divine Spears Created:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!