BlockyHeartbreakers

awkward flirting attempts, awkward pick up lines, bad pick up lines, BlockyHeartbreakers, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy pick up lines, embarrassing pick up lines, embarrassing ways to flirt, failed pick up lines, funny pick up lines, lame pick up lines, pick up lines to never use, pickup lines gone wrong, pickup lines to avoid, ridiculous pick up lines, terrible pick up lines, unsuccessful pick up lines, worst flirting lines, worst pick up lines, worst things to say to someone, worst ways to hit on someone

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Potions Brewed:	102	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re lighting up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick up lines that are so bad, they’re good. We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves in a jungle biome. From building giant statues of Steve to organizing epic PvP battles in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT), then come join us and see why we’re the best Minecraft server around!

MotherRussia Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, families in distress, Help, Hope, humanitarian crisis, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing persons, missing soldiers, MotherRussia, plea for assistance, resolution, Russian families, search agency, search efforts, Server, Support, Tragedy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	783
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian families are searching for missing soldiers in ukraine but they need YOUR help to find them!!! we have secret missions and hidden treasures waiting for you to uncover. join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure! who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost russian soldier hiding in a minecraft cave! don’t miss out on the action, join today!

Trump’s Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Arctic, Autonomy, blocky, denmark, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Nordic countries, North America, Politics, secession, self-determination, self-governance, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Farms Harvested:	348	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

so like, this server is so lit that even Greenland wants independence from Denmark just to join us! can you believe it? Trump is probably gonna build a wall around us to keep all the other servers out because we’re just that awesome. join us and be part of the revolution, where even world leaders are begging to be a part of our epic Minecraft adventures. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and be part of history in the making!

No Weight Gain from Knowledge

Audience, Classroom, educating, education, educational talk, enlightening, gain, imparting knowledge, INFORMATION, instructing, knowledge, learning, massless information, room full of people, seminar, sharing information, Students, teaching, teaching session, weight, weightless knowledge, Workshop

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, like, imagine if that room was a minecraft server, bro. like, you go in there and you come out with all this epic knowledge of how to build stuff and survive, but you don’t feel any heavier or anything. it’s like magic, man.

join our server and become a minecraft wizard, dude. you’ll learn how to craft the most insane weapons and armor, and you’ll be able to survive in the craziest of environments. like, we once had a player who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks, bro. it was legit.

plus, our community is so chill, man. everyone is super friendly and helpful, and we have the most epic parties every weekend. like, one time we had a massive fireworks show that lit up the whole server. it was lit, bro.

so come join us on this magical minecraft journey, where you can learn and grow without gaining any extra weight. it’s like a weightless wonderland of blocks and adventures. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

Brain Folds No More

Brain, brain abnormalities, brain development, brain development disorders, brain folds, brain function, brain health, brain organoids, brain research, brain treatment options, drug discovery, folds, genetic disorders, genetic mutations, Lissencephaly, malformations, medical advancements, neurological disorders, rare diseases, Smooth brain, treatments

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Farms Harvested:	210	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to be as smooth as a baby’s butt! we got potions dat make ur brain fold like origami! forget about lissencephaly, we got u covered with our magical drug dat will make ur brain look like a crumpled up piece of paper! come join us and experience the smoothest brain u ever did see! who needs wrinkles when u can have a brain smoother than a dolphin’s skin? don’t be a wrinkly brain loser, join us now and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends!

Vibe House

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Balanced Economy, Bedrock Port, Community, creativity, crossplay, discord community, discord server, Events, Exploration, House, Land claiming, Live Map, Player Warps, quality of life, smp, teamwork, unique items, Vanilla, VIBE, voting system, Website

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	172
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features
Emerald-based item economy with villager trading limits to ensure balance. Players can create their own item-based shops.
Voting system that rewards a Vote Crate key, Vote Token to be used at Spawn Town, and a rank point!
Excellent quality of life plugins such as player warps, RTP, land claiming, live map, and more!
A balanced crate system that ensures that all crates are accessible for F2P players also!
Unique items with custom textures and set bonuses.
Play with your friends on any platform and game versions courtesy of ViaVersion and Geyser/Floodgate.
An active Discord community with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting.
Events in Minecraft and Discord! Some events are for other games and even movie nights!

Website

Discord Server

Java & Bedrock IP: play.vibe-house.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not push excessive pay-to-win tactics. Our changes are primarily focused on balancing the emerald-based economy.
Can I create my own item-based shops?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own shops within the emerald-based economy.
Are there events in Minecraft and Discord?	Yes, we host events in both Minecraft and Discord, including game nights and movie nights.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, you can play with friends on any platform and game versions thanks to ViaVersion and Geyser/Floodgate compatibility.

Kronii’s Fauna Cry 1.20

comfort, Community, cry, emotional, Emotional support, Empathy, Fauna, friendship, Heartfelt, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, Livestream, reaction, Sadness, streaming, Support, Tears, Today, virtual, Vtuber

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Emeralds Found:	4971	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s lit AF! Why, you ask? Well, because Kronii will legit cry for Fauna today, like what even is that drama llama nonsense, am I right? But seriously, if you wanna see some crazy shenanigans and witness the ultimate showdown between Kronii and Fauna, then this server is the place to be. Plus, there’s like a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie pigmen while riding on flying pigs. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So, grab your diamond sword and get ready for some mind-blowing Minecraft madness!

CarryOn Shuffle Minecraft Server

#business class, Access, aisle seat, aita, asking, California, Canada, carry on, carryon, electronics, fellow passenger, Flight, Flight Attendant, front, Heated, laptop bag, Minecraft, Move, overhead bin, Seat, Server, Shuffle, Space, spot, suitcase, Tall, window seat

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with entitled passengers on flights? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own personal space, no matter how tall they are! No more arguments over overhead bin space or legroom, just peaceful building and crafting in a world where everyone respects each other’s boundaries. Join now and say goodbye to in-flight drama!

NoKnockMakeOutsLOL

alone, bathrobe, BEDROOM, bunkbeds, changing, Communication, Cooking, EMBARRASSMENT, Girlfriend, kitchen, Knocking, making out, Movie, NoKnockMakeOutsLOL, private room, roommate, roommate conflict, roommate etiquette, screaming, sharing, tradition

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where privacy is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing when your roommates will barge in on you and your virtual girlfriend while you’re watching a movie on your bunkbed.

Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and drama, just like the time one player walked in on his roommate and his girlfriend making out, only to be yelled at the next day for not knocking. Who needs personal space when you can have constant chaos and arguments over who gets to use the kitchen next?

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are non-existent and roommates are always in your business, then join us now for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and heated confrontations. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have endless entertainment and virtual roommate drama?

CoitusInjuriesMC SMP

bedroom injuries, coitus injuries, coitus safety, CoitusInjuriesMC, injuries during coitus, intimate health, intimate injuries, intimate wellness, physical injuries, sex education, sex injuries, sex safety, sex tips, sexual activity, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual injuries, sexual pleasure, sexual safety, sexual wellness, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! I mean, I once accidentally punched a creeper while trying to hug it, and let me tell you, that explosion was nothing compared to the time I fell off a cliff while trying to build a rollercoaster in the sky. And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally set my own house on fire because I thought lava would make a cool decoration.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing your butt off the whole time. So come join us and let’s see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperHugsGoneWrong #LavaDecorForDays 🤪🔥🚀

CreeperSaidUrMomGay

CreeperSaidUrMomGay, derogatory comments, discourteous behavior, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful communication, harsh criticism, hurtful words, impolite remarks, inappropriate language, insulting remarks, mean spirited comments, negative feedback, offensive language, offensive remarks, rude behavior, rude comments, uncivil behavior, unkind remarks, unkind words, verbal abuse, verbal attacks

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Votes:	5462
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about rude comments again! Our community is so wholesome, the worst insult you’ll hear is “your diamond armor looks like it was made by a creeper!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who banishes trolls to the Nether realm. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your enemies’ bases, not your self-esteem!

BritTroopz Minecraft Server

British military, British troops, BritTroopz, defense exercises, defense readiness, eastern europe, european defense, International cooperation, joint operations, military cooperation, military drills, military exercises, military maneuvers, military preparedness, military training, Minecraft, NATO exercise, NATO mission, NATO partnership, security alliance, Server, strategic deployment, troop deployment

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2507	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of british troops are leading a major nato exercise in eastern europe. why, you ask? well, because we have secret treasure hidden all over the map that only the bravest and most skilled players can find! plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like you’re actually fighting in a real war (but without all the actual danger, of course). so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

NipponSteelCraftsUSA

Acquisition, biden, business news, Competition, economic policy, foreign investment, global economy, government intervention., industrial sector, international relations, Japan, market regulation, Nippon Steel, NipponSteelCraftsUSA, political decision making, protectionism, restrictions, steel industry, Tariffs, Trade, US Steel

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we block japan from buying steel because biden said so! like wtf biden, let us play minecraft in peace without your steel drama. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. we promise no steel drama, just pure minecraft madness. come build, mine, and explore with us as we navigate the wild world of blocky adventures. who needs steel when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about? join now for a steel-free good time!

Bark Name Selector

(Domestic), animal, Bark, Behavior, Bond, canine, Communication, Connection, dog, loyalty, name.., OWNER, pet, recognition, relationship, selector, Sound, Specific, Training, Unique, vocalization

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Villages Defended:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

join dis epic server where u can find ur true calling as a dog whisperer!! 🐶🗣️

we got dogs dat can bark ur name, like wut?? u ain’t never seen dat before, right?! 🤯🤯

imagine walking around da server and suddenly a dog comes up to u and barks “STEVE” and u like “OMG DATS MY NAME” 😂😂

come join us and experience da magic of doggy communication, u won’t regret it!! 🐕🔮

also, rumor has it dat there’s a secret underground dog disco where u can dance with ur furry friends all night long 🕺🐾

so wut u waiting for?? join now and become da ultimate dog whisperer on dis wild server!! 🌟🐶💫

Blocky Flood Fun Land

blocky, climate change, community support, critical resource, developing nations, disaster preparedness, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, emergency response, Flood, Fun, Humanitarian Aid, India, Infrastructure, Land, major flooding, natural disasters, resilience, risk mitigation, Social Cohesion, solidarity, Trust, Vulnerability, water management

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad trust ish happening up in here. just like in india, we dealin with some major floodin, but instead of water, we floodin with trust, yo.

u wanna build a trust bridge with ur homies? we gotchu. wanna trust fall off a trust tree into a trust net? we gotchu. trust me, this server is where all the cool kids are hangin out, trust.

so come on down and join the trust revolution, where we turn trust issues into trust tissues. trust me, u won’t regret it. trust.

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