| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 4066 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7888 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 8754 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7819 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Star Shards Collected: | 221 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3064 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with fake Facebook accounts, school shooting jokes (totally hilarious, right?), and fat-shaming your relatives. Our players are experts at pushing boundaries and getting away with it all, just like Dean!
But that’s not all – we also have cat bullying, subtle parent antagonizing, and a whole lot of “I’m not being bad, right?” moments. Our community is all about pushing the limits and seeing just how far we can go without facing any consequences.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troublemaker run wild, join us now! Just remember, on this server, anything goes – no matter how outrageous or controversial. See you there!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 2820 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without the fear of your brother’s girlfriend taking over your space. Our server is the perfect place for those who value peace and quiet after a long day of mining and crafting.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family harmony. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story and stand up for your right to a drama-free gaming experience.
So, are you ready to join a community where boundaries are respected and crazy in-laws don’t invade your virtual home? Come on over and let’s build a world where you can game in peace!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 5751 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5389 |
Our server is so epic, even time itself is jealous! Rumor has it that players who join our server never age a day, thanks to the magical properties of our enchanted blocks. You’ll be forever young and carefree, just like Peter Pan but with better graphics.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fountain of Youth, where players can take a dip and emerge looking 10 years younger. Forget expensive skincare products and plastic surgery, all you need is a diamond pickaxe and a sense of adventure!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of growing older. Who needs wrinkles and gray hairs when you can have infinite diamonds and creeper explosions instead?
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3400 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 9030 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4261 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3793 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3138 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 597 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 8358 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 6020 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 244 | Star Shards Collected: | 240 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Join our server and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the rollercoaster of emotions I went through with my brother. From love to hate to regret to guilt, our server will take you on a journey you never knew you needed.
And hey, if you’re looking for some family drama, we’ve got plenty of that too! Just like how I avoided my brother for years, you can avoid other players on our server. But don’t worry, eventually you’ll come to a tearful reunion just like I did.
So come on down to our server and experience the emotional rollercoaster of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find some closure for that unresolved guilt you’ve been carrying around. And hey, maybe you’ll even find forgiveness for that felony you committed (just kidding, we don’t condone crime on our server).
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 4642 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Just like in real life, you’ll have to keep your furry friends under control to avoid any drama. Forget about creepers blowing up your hard work – the real challenge here is preventing cat-dog showdowns!
Join now and show off your animal training skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Dr. Dolittle!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4611 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 197 | Crops Grown: | 4030 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 57 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a talking cow that gives out free enchanted gear. Plus, our admin is a magical wizard who can turn you into a dragon and let you breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with you. It’s like a fantasy dreamland, but with blocks and stuff.
So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and prepare to have your mind blown. And remember, always keep a bucket of water handy in case you accidentally set yourself on fire while riding a flaming llama. Stay safe, gamers! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8285 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 178 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9459 | Enchantments Applied: | 102 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. Our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays enchanted eggs! Who needs to do laundry or dishes when you can be on a quest to find this elusive creature?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to mundane tasks forever!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 887 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 6416 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3597 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 4125 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 5769 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 330 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
