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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3730 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 427 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
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