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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14
Magic Crystals Found: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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