Crafting Misfortune | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyLoveLessons

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and learn the most valuable lesson of all: that diamonds are forever!

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting ghosted or cheated on because our mobs are the only ones you need to watch out for. And trust us, they’re a lot easier to handle than a toxic ex.

Plus, our community is full of players who have all been through their fair share of relationship drama, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for love (or diamonds). So why waste your time swiping right when you could be mining and crafting your way to happiness on our server? Join us today and let the healing begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GazaPrideCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS LIT. WE GOT GAZA PRIDE PARADES GOIN’ ON, LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY REPRESENT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT JUST WIN A MILLION BUCKS, WHO KNOWS? MAYBE YOU’LL FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH OR A RAINBOW SHEEP. DON’T MISS OUT, THIS SERVER IS WILDER THAN A CREEPER ON RED BULL. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, Y’ALL!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Peter in Miles’ World

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join dis server if u wanna be part of a world where spider-man and miles morales collide in a epic battle of wits and webs. u can swing from building to building like a pro and fight off evil villains with ur spidey senses. plus, u might even get confused for peter parker by some clueless civilians. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and laughs, so come on and join the fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

What is the IP for Alpharad Minecraft Server?

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Alpharad is a popular YouTuber known for his entertaining gaming content, particularly in the Super Smash Bros. community. He creates videos that include gameplay, commentary, and humor, attracting a large following of fans. With a passion for gaming and a unique style, Alpharad has established himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Gay Sirs in Iceland Minecraft Server

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, equality, European, Gay, Homosexuality, Iceland, LGBTQ, love is love, Minecraft, Nordic, progressive, queer, rainbow nation, same-sex marriage, Server, sirs, society, Stereotypes, tolerance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find more gay sirs than you can shake a pickaxe at! Why Iceland, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the Northern Lights have a magical effect on players, turning them into fabulous knights of the rainbow realm. Join us for epic battles, extravagant builds, and the most flamboyant parties this side of the Nether. Who needs diamonds when you can have glitter? So grab your sparkliest armor and join us on this wild adventure!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Good Vibes Only Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted diamond pickaxe hidden deep in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby chickens!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ExWeddingDress Minecraft Server

alterations, arguments, Body Sizes, Conflict, DATING, Divorce, emotional turmoil, ex, ExWeddingDress, Friends, high school friends, love, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, relationships, rough time, Server, social media, special day, Trans, wedding dress

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where exes fight over wedding dresses.

Imagine a world where your ex-wife, who is now a woman, demands your wedding dress back because it’s “her wedding too.” Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward situations and dealing with exes who just won’t let go.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments, passive-aggressive emails, and meddling friends who just can’t mind their own business. Who knew a simple wedding dress could cause so much chaos?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate virtual showdown over a dress that holds more emotional baggage than a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most absurd Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BuzzedBoysMILMadness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to cut your son’s hair without your permission! Unlike some grandmas out there, we respect your child’s hairstyle choices. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you!

Join our server and avoid the drama of having your MIL give your kid a surprise buzz cut. We’ve got a strict no-haircut policy, unless it’s in-game of course! Build your dream world without the fear of someone snipping away at your creations.

Don’t let your family drama get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Come join us and escape to a world where your hair, and your builds, are safe from meddling relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret hairstyle dungeon to explore!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

InsomniaCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from mysterious secret dungeons to a hidden village of llamas who have formed their own society.

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few accidental deaths along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the nightmares about those evil chickens…

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SnackCraft: Movie Munchies

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Are you tired of snacking alone while watching movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a virtual snack bar where you can munch on pixelated popcorn and sip on blocky soda while watching movies with your fellow players! Join us for the ultimate movie night experience and never snack alone again!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ores Mined:	8233	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SpeedyData Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, car brands, car manufacturers, collecting data, consumer information, Data Analytics, data collection, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, data sharing, data sharing practices, data tracking, data usage, driver data, information sharing, Minecraft, privacy concerns, Server, sharing data, SpeedyData, Technology, third parties

join this epic minecraft server where car brands are collecting and sharing driver data with third parties! why, you ask? because we have a secret underground race track where you can test out your driving skills and compete against other players! who needs privacy when you can have the thrill of racing through virtual streets while your data is being shared with random companies? plus, our server is filled with crazy mods like exploding cars and flying pigs. so come join us and let’s race to the finish line…or to the nearest data broker!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	256692	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NukeBlockerCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gift to humanity, global peace, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, non-proliferation treaty, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeBlockerCraft, peacekeeping efforts, Pierre Poilievre, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, world affairs

join our epic minecraft server where we prevent nuclear weapons from getting into the hands of evil players!!!! pierre poilievre himself said that joining our server is a GIFT to humanity!!! come build, mine, and fight off evil villains with us in this crazy world of blocky adventures!!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so what more could you ask for??! join now and be a hero in the fight against nuclear weapons in minecraft land!!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Divine Spears Created:	27	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Fallout Edition, where you can experience post-apocalyptic adventures and build your own kawaii paradise!

Our server is home to the talented Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira. From Charlotte Suzu’s soothing melodies to Lethe Bonapuchi’s magical performances, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our kawaii friends from Prima, Vereverie, Tsunderia, V&U, Pixelink, and more will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that Rei Tadano once built a pixel art castle so epic, it crashed the server (literally)!

So why wait? Join us now for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret concert by the one and only Auri Lunami!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

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Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1