Crafting Fails & Funny Tales: A Minecraft Server of Epic Mishaps & Hilarious Moments!

alternative paths, alternative perspectives, alternative strategies, analyzing possibilities, considering alternatives, Crafting, Creative Solutions, critical thinking, different approach, Epic, evaluating options, exploring possibilities, Fails, funny, hilarious, hindsight, hypothetical scenarios, innovative thinking, Minecraft, mishaps, MOMENTS, potential outcomes, potential success, reimagining strategies, Server, strategic decisions, strategic planning, success, Tales, what if

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Potions Brewed:	68
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie villagers, or participating in our weekly “Build-a-Taco” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos (Disclaimer: virtual tacos may cause virtual indigestion).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and compete to be the last one standing. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing armor.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

CitrusNetwork

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6824	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to CitrusNetwork

Current Gamemodes: Survival SMP and OneBlock.

Survival SMP • Features: Custom World Terrain, Coin Flip, Skills, 464x Quests, Jobs, Leveling System, Teams.

OneBlock • Features: Envoy Event, AFK Area, 395x Quests, Coin Flip.

Server IP: citrusnetwork.net Bedrock IP: citrusnetwork.net Port:25405

Get ready to soar through the skies of CitrusNetwork – where every block is an opportunity waiting to be discovered!

play.citrusnetwork.net

Blockhead Kids

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

147.135.70.69

Grimwood

PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

grimwood.cc

AethraCraft

Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

play.aethracraft.com

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

play.pokereturn.com

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Star Shards Collected:	293

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

org.mc-em.com

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

T2.DragonCraftMC.net

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

ScuffleMC.net

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Animals Bred:	137
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Emeralds Found:	7667
Dragon Eggs Found:	861	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

play.farzysmp.com

The Crown

Creative, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	9894
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

thecrownmc.com

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Void Armor Forged:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

mcnoobs.info

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

playexalia.com:26260

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

play.fairandsquaremc.com

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Potions Brewed:	33
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Enchantments Applied:	99	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Looking for staff + builders! Apply in our discord<3

play.elivius.net

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

equilibriumsurvival.com