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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Animals Bred:	188
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Farms Harvested:	639	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Emeralds Found:	6561	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dimension Hops:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Villages Defended:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Crops Grown:	3321
Zombie Dances:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Zombie Dances:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	78
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Crops Grown:	9469
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Enchantments Applied:	66
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Animals Bred:	157	Astral Projections Made:	0

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Animals Bred:	122	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	8361
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	3475	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Star Shards Collected:	131

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net