Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragons Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with “Baby Shark”!

So why waste your time on “/b/” when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runes Activated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	152401
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magic Items Found:	6231	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8675	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4673

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Epic Battles Fought:	15

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9473
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dimension Hops:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	806681

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1000	Enchantments Applied:	155
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Potions Brewed:	96
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Players:	95/900	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

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