Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Star Shards Collected:	80
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	95	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8321
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with “Baby Shark”!

So why waste your time on “/b/” when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Crops Grown:	1988	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3615	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6294
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Dragons Tamed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	653166

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Farms Harvested:	554
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	1960	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Emeralds Found:	1564
Votes:	6525	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Potions Brewed:	118	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Void Gems Collected:	16

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7850

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Potions Brewed:	62	Players Killed by Monsters:	6328
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	4166	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Emeralds Found:	7736	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Animals Bred:	115	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Animals Bred:	53
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Buildings Constructed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crops Grown:	7609

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co