Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Magic Items Found:	6746
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	233	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	9820
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Astral Projections Made:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Villages Defended:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Towns Built:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	4915	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	224
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Farms Harvested:	561
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magic Items Found:	7190
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Potions Brewed:	124	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	120
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8471	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com