Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Emeralds Found:	4479	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	2285
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Animals Bred:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8728

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	513	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchantments Applied:	210
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Divine Spears Created:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crops Grown:	3613
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Emeralds Found:	4590
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9226	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Potions Brewed:	168	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Crops Grown:	9129

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mines Excavated:	2698
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	95	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Star Shards Collected:	92	Emeralds Found:	4351
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com