Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	265
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Animals Bred:	178

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Void Gems Collected:	36	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Star Shards Collected:	169
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Animals Bred:	136
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	New Chunks Explored:	848332
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Crops Grown:	9222	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	New Chunks Explored:	425787
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	60	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6850	Love Letters Sent:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Gods Slained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Runes Activated:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	1066
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8161	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mines Excavated:	1085	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com